grandtheftflora2electricboogaloo:
1993 / 2022
Dr. ELLIE SATTLER, Dr. ALAN GRANT, Dr. IAN MALCOLM
They’re all hotter?
They’re all hotter.
They ARE all hotter
WHAT HAPPENED BETWEEN SEASONS, TELL ME YOU COWARDS
#I’m going with fellatio
@rebakitt3n I choked. Although to be fair, Stiles probably did too.
Kidnapper: I have your son.
William: I don’t have a son.
Kidnapper: Then who just asked for warm chocolate milk and made us cut the crusts off his sandwich?
William: Oh my god, you have my husband!
Kidnapper: We have your older brother
stiles: none of us has an older brother
Kidnapper: Then who is this? He keeps being creepy and hitting on everyone around
derek:
derek, off the phone to stiles: i think they have uncle peter.
stiles: no take backs *ends the call*
And now I’ll never be able to think of anything else than diving into galaxies with your lips pressed against mine.
